Goody Proctor Is Still A Punk-Ass Witch
🌛toto - they/he - 22 - UK🌜
🌛toto - they/he - 22 - UK🌜
the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
(via thaemin)
hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus
“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
(via tea-and-nostalgia)
the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
(via rockpaperscissorsgun)
brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!
(via jesterlesbian)
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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden
(via gobspeaks)
her: alright ill come over but you better not be littlest pet shop hermit crab tonight 😒
my dumb ass:
(via kawowru-nagisa)
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy
HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse
(via milfsmackdown)
Ah! You’ve found a snail hanging out on a mushroom, and they’re happy to see you! (a different color variant to that’s used on my business cards. you can buy this piece as a print here!)
speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
The duality of man
(via speedboostedboi)